During the recent cold spell I heard of a ten year old lad who was sent out for P.E. with the rest of the class.
He came back in shortly to say it was against his Human Rights to be in the cold. Wonderful stuff! He will make an excellent “jobsworth” when he grows up (if he ever does). Incidentally during the cold I see the newspapers and milk all arrived correctly. Alas, not Royal Mail!
Brian Green, Grand Parade