LETTER: Pier fire answer to our prayers?

At last, the answer to our prayers. The fire on the old pier was actually a blessing in disguise.

We rebuild the ‘new pier’ as a huge cycle track, only to be used, naturally, by cyclists, Jeremy Clarkson and the Dotto train (with specially selected volunteer drivers) and will have nudged them into the sea, accidently of course, and the promenade will be totally clear and pedestrian safe.

Also did you realise your headline, A Jeremy Clarkson Rant, is an anagram of Can’t Jeer My Arson Lark... Keep smiling!


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