AIDAN should think himself still young and no longer little, and be proud of his first letter to The Eastbourne Herald (April 1).
My favourites include:
A shoe shop offer, “Buy one, get one free”;
the pier has a notice, “Hold handrail when windy”.
In the small ads recently:
manure and stones for “a rookery” (stone the crows!);
a bed with “metal side bards” (to sleep or not to sleep);
a greenhouse with some broken glass (those in glass houses...)