LETTER: '˜A plea from the EU leaders'
Ode to Brexit
Please do not leave us, dear Dave,
We always said you should stay
But never intended giving away
Anything special to make you behave.
You’ve tried to be so very bold
Now tell your people whatever you wish
To try to save them from future anguish
Just go away and do as you’re told.
The voters won’t know we’ve given you nowt
When you tell them it’s right to ‘stay in’
So feed them with fear and tales of spin
But never say they should vote to ‘get out’.
You can’t threaten us with your legal scheme
To change all the ways we will rule
Thinking this is being a fool
It’s our courts alone who will be supreme.
You moan about migrants and border control
You complain what we do in Greece
We wish your protesting would cease
We will dictate how to get out of this hole.
And now you dislike our Turkey deal
That may solve the problem for all
Unless you start another big brawl
And protest with your endless squeal.
We told you we need you, dear Dave,
And certainly need your money
(Though your rebates ain’t so funny)
Just learn to obey and behave.
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