Valentine’s Day has arrived and that means romance is in the air.
And what better way to mark the season of love than by taking a look at some of the cheesiest chat-up lines you’re ever likely to find.
• If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
• You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
• Did you invent the airplane because you seem Wright for me.
• Do you like raisins? What about a date then?
• I’ve lost my teddy. Could you cuddle me instead.
• Do you work in a coffee shop because I like you a latte.
• There’s something wrong with my mobile. It doesn’t have your number in it.
• If I said you smelled of bins, would you let me take you out?
• Do you have something in your eye? Nope, it’s just a sparkle.
• If I had to rate you from 1-10. I would give you a 9. Because I am the 1 you are missing.
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