I’ll brave the seagulls

As a service to the residents of Eastbourne, i would like to offer to deliver the letters that Royal Mail feels unable to deliver due to the imminent threat of serious injury by seagulls.

I’m willing to put my life on the line facing up to these vicious, man eating, modern day terradactyls. Obviously Royal Mail’s health and safety department have performed a thorough risk assessment and deemed the risk so high and so likely to happen (with no actions they can take to mitigate the risk) that they have decided to suspend what is, their primary service. Makes you proud, doesn’t it?


Old Mansion Close.