Aidan should be proud of his letter

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AIDAN should think himself still young and no longer little, and be proud of his first letter to The Eastbourne Herald (April 1).

My favourites include:

A shoe shop offer, “Buy one, get one free”;

the pier has a notice, “Hold handrail when windy”.

In the small ads recently:

manure and stones for “a rookery” (stone the crows!);

a bed with “metal side bards” (to sleep or not to sleep);

a greenhouse with some broken glass (those in glass houses...)

Andrew Somerville

Upperton Gardens